Category Archives: Humor

Satire: Per Chris Matthews: You’re Likely a Racist if…

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…you have an ancestor who lived during the seventeenth, eighteenth or nineteenth centuries. …you like the Beatles hit, Chains. …you watched the Science Channel’s show explaining black holes. …you’ve ever eaten any fruit from the Cucurbitaceas family. …you ever listened to Earl Scruggs play the banjo. …you ever mentioned a city with a minority population of…

Facts I Have Uncovered About the Real Mitt Romney

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In just about every poll, Mitt Romney comes out ahead of President Obama on the issue most important to voters — the economy. In most polls he comes out way out ahead. More Americans think Romney would be a better steward of the economy than Mr. Obama. Most Americans don’t think the economy will improve…

Hey, Biden Had Girlfriends Too!

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The news that Republican VP candidate Paul Ryan dated a black woman at school before his marriage to a white woman has shaken Democratic party strategists. Their consensus is that this can only help Ryan and his running mate, Mitt Romney, among black voters in this year’s presidential election. It had generally been agreed that…

No Victims Were Harmed in the Making of this Column

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Here we are in late August, and the way Democrats have been conducting themselves has been absolutely shocking. I for one cannot believe, not for a fraction of a scintilla of a micronanosecond, that Obama and his henchcreatures have shown such amazing restraint. Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney was cemented as the incumbent’s enemy months ago,…

Electing a Criminal Like Romney Could Help You Make Money

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Vice President Biden recently warned an audience in Virginia, many of them blacks,that if GOP candidate George Romney captures the White House,“he’s gonna put y’all back in chains.” I guess “y’all” is how they say it way down south in Scranton, PA, where Biden was born. This set me to thinking about the possible money-making…

Who’s Smarter: Joe Biden or Yogi Berra?

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So I’ve been thinking about all the bad things that would happen to America if President Obama loses in November.  And I could only come up with one.  We would no longer have Joe Biden to kick around.   Admit it:  when Joe opens his mouth, you feel a lot smarter than you did right before…

Should We Repeal Women’s Suffrage?

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Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney’s newly chosen running-mate in this year’s presidential election race, is a strong candidate on many grounds. He is a brilliant man, a thorough master of government finances – which as we all know need work these days – and he is more conservative than Romney, which should appeal to the party’s…

Did Romney Kidnap and Rape a Prostitute?

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TV INTERVIEWER: This is the latest in a series of televised interviews with people who have told us about despicable misdeeds committed by the Republican candidate for President of the United States. In past interviews we have recounted how this candidate has been guilty of murder, securities fraud, tax evasion, animal cruelty, incest, sexual harassment,…