The Official 12 Step Program For Liberals

by **NancyVideo** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:06 pm

1. Admit that you are powerless and that your life is best managed by strict adherence to progressive ideology.

Congratulations for taking this, your first step towards recovery. You will soon find a new global community of friends that are just like you. Your first step requires you to surrender independent thinking and acknowledge the wisdom of the majority. It is essential you learn to disregard facts in favor of consensus. Consensus to be defined by your sponsor, the Democrat party.

2. Come to believe that the power of progressive ideas can restore you to popularity and boost your self-esteem.

This step opens a vista of new hope and, if completed successfully, will guarantee you instant popularity and numerous social opportunities. Please visit www.move-on.org for the most current definition of progressive ideas. Keep in mind, it is not necessary to actually believe in these ideas but you must learn to give the impression that you do. (For the learning challenged, this means it's OK to fake it.) Relax, have fun. You'll be amazed how easy it is to fool most people.

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by **steve1633** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:50 pm

or you could follow rudy's one step program for republican voters.

1. accept that freedom is slavery, oops i mean freedom is the courage to submit your will to your leader. my bad. Then just sit back and let the propaganda machine tell you what to yell at anyone who questions you and enjoy the fruits of your labor.

by **Red** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:53 am

Hello... the right is far more critical of Republicans than the left ever will be of Democrats barring some destabilization in the quantum physics of the universe.

Do you even live on this planet?