“I Heard it from an Extremely Reliable Source”…Hell, it works for Harry Reid!

Posted: August 6, 2012 in Contributors, Humor, Political Opinion

Obama insisted the call letters for his 747 be changed to ‘Air Force The First’

Obama’s mother was Grand Dragoness in the Indonesian Loyal Order of the Pineapple

Van Jones isn’t a Communist

Amelia Earhart landed successfully on the USS Lexington and became the Navy’s first female admiral

Anthony Weiner really doesn’t think he’s good looking

There really is no Texas School Book Depository building in Dallas; the JFK assassination was conducted by the All-American First Cavalry Amazon Battalion

Representative Sheila Jackson Lee attended a flag replacement ceremony…on Mars

Al Capone bought off the FBI but was unsuccessful in a similar effort with the IRS

A mass suicide is reported at the ACLU headquarters; it successfully assisted a Midwestern mayor’s right to ban Starbucks

Valerie Jarrett as prime Obama advisor…a sham; the president takes his guidance from the Heritage Foundation

Obama is a strong supporter of the military; he once went to Bill Ayer’s home to watch slides of a USO fire-bombing

Jesse Jackson runs a non-partisan get-out-the-vote program

Joe Biden is a coal miner’s son

Al Sharpton organizes against Chick-Fil-A’s ‘all white meat’ policy

The New York Times’ ombudsman is a member of the Sons of the Confederacy

David Dewhurst actually won his election; his staff doesn’t want him to find out

The Supreme Court is above politics

Elected Republicans and Democrats have the country’s best interests at heart

Obamacare will cut the nation’s deficit

Solar power will be propelling fighter jets in three years

Debbie Wasserman Shultz tells it like it is

Bill Clinton had the morals of a saint…and it still doesn’t matter

Harry Reid is an upstanding, honest man.

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graduate of the Grady College of Journalism at the University of Georgia, Rodney authored “Leading Your Business to the Next Level,” a non-fiction business book in 2005. “Powers Not Delegated” is Rodney’s first foray into fiction; the book meshes his knowledge of history, business and current events to produce a relevant and plausible tale of domestic and international intrigue. Additionally, Rodney writes political commentary on his own blog and for other nationally known blogs/websites. Rodney lives in Atlanta. His passions include hiking, photography, history, reading, and, of course, University of Georgia football.
  • Peanutcardinal

    You forgot “Jesus is alive and well and working a 3rd shift union job at GM where all he does is preach because as union, he isn’t required to do ANY WORK”!

  • Artlouis

    How about: That wasn’t really Harry Reid saying that, it was an impostor. No highly placed public official would say anything so crassly demagogic.