Just When You Thought It Was Safe…

…..she’s back!  Yes, Nadya Suleman, an unmarried woman, aka Octomom, is back in the news.  You’ll no doubt recall this is the lovely woman who gave birth to 8 children in 2009, having had 6 children already, for a total of 14.

(I’m sure you’ll be happy to hear that the fertility doctor who helped Miss Suleman achieve her goal lost his license last year.)

Anyway, no surprises here.  She’s now filed bankruptcy and is receiving welfare thanks to the good people ofCalifornia.  She’s now considering making a porn film in order to provide for her “struggling family.”  Although she’s turned down porn offers in the past, she says, “I have to do what is best for my children and I need a fresh start.”

With 15 mouths to feed over the next 15 years (at the very least), how much does she actually expect to earn by shedding her clothes and doing a helluva lot more?

Even if she were paid $1 million today after taxes, that’s only $66,666 per mouth to feed for 15 years, or $4,444 a year or $12 a day, or $4 per meal for the next 15 years for herself and each of her 14 children.  And that doesn’t include clothing, healthcare, housing, utilities, education, etc., etc.

At today’s rates, she can’t expect to earn very much interest on that take home pay and does she really think she’s smart enough to invest her money wisely? Up until this point in her 37 years she hasn’t done one thing wisely.  Any money she’s received by exploiting herself and her children up until this point has been spent.  Why would she think a porn film would give her a “fresh start?”

Unfortunately, any mental health care this woman receives (and desperately needs) as well as the care of her children will be at the taxpayers’ expense.  If I were Empress of the world, the fertility doctor would be required to support these children.

Author Bio:

For over twenty years, Leona has tried to heed her husband’s advice, “you don’t have to say everything you think.” She’s failed miserably. Licensed to practice law in California and Washington, she works exclusively in the area of child abuse and neglect. She considers herself a news junkie and writes about people and events on her website, “I Don’t Get It,” which she describes as the “musings of an almost 60-year old conservative woman on political, social and cultural life in America.” It’s not her intention to offend anyone who “gets it.” She just doesn’t. Originally from Brooklyn, and later Los Angeles, she now lives with her husband, Michael, on a beautiful island in the Pacific Northwest, which she describes as a bastion of liberalism.
Author website: http://www.idontgetit.us
  • royalsfan67

    How about 14 kids go up for adoption. A sociopath like herself cannot truly love those children, they only love themselves. They would all be better off with other parents

  • Roger Ward

    No news here!  Another moron makes spectacularly bad personal decisions and the U.S. taxpayer is stuck with the bill.

  • Chief98110

    I want to scream!  She says, “I have to do what is best for my children and I need a fresh start.”
    How about a brain transplant from a sponge! It could be no worst than the brain she currently houses.

  • Ron F.

    We are still safe.  We do not have to see the porn movie and we can just ignore her.  I am surprised that any news organization still finds her newsworthy.