Last week during Obama’s swing through the rust belt, ABC reported how deftly the Obama campaign team insured the president was photographed holding ‘working-class’ beers, Budweiser and Miller Lite.
Surely the beginning of what will be a power subliminal communications plan, I’m quite sure we’ll be seeing additional photos of the president drinking message-oriented beers.
Vienna Red…helps solidify Obama’s base.
Three Coins…a sympathetic gulp acknowledging the nation’s long unemployed.
White Lightning Dingo…an obvious appeal to the nation’s moonshiners of Australian extraction.
Pedigree Bitter…a presidential cheap shot aimed at the clingers.
Prior 8…what Obama wants to be drinking in 2016.
Bishops Finger…what he thinks he’ll be receiving more of.
Elephant…Obama’s special thanks to the RHINOS.
Premium Cristal beer…an appeal to the poorly educated with a spelling impairment.
Golden Rail…a taunt to his opponents who want him ridden out on one.
Sans Souci…a celebratory salute to the new French Socialist government.
Red Neck…Obama’s last gasp appeal to us southerners.
Regency Light…only because Obama’s staff couldn’t find the regular version.
Yebisu Stout Draft…an apology for all of Michelle’s insults of the obese.
Humble Patience…Obama’s appeal to everybody!
Three Horses Pilsner…a not so subtle swipe at Ann Romney.
XXXX Gold…Obama needs cash from the porn industry.
UFO…hey, a vote’s a vote, whether the voter is legal registrant or not.
Vigilante Porter…the Tea Party’s violence must be brought to light.
Desperados…a salute to Axelrod and the gang.
Skullsplitter…and, Richard Trumka mustn’t be overlooked.
Yellowstone Pale Ale…a double header: an appeal to the environmentalists and an insult to the white vote Obama’s has already written off.
Mythos…you’ll be seeing the columns again in Charlotte.
Legacy Lager…Obama wanted a Legacy, but his campaign couldn’t find one of these either.
Old Fart…directly targeting me, I’m sure.
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