Obama’s Subliminal Beer Campaign

Posted: July 8, 2012 in Contributors, Humor, Political Opinion

Last week during Obama’s swing through the rust belt, ABC reported how deftly the Obama campaign team insured the president was photographed holding ‘working-class’ beers, Budweiser and Miller Lite.

Surely the beginning of what will be a power subliminal communications plan, I’m quite sure we’ll be seeing additional photos of the president drinking message-oriented beers.

Vienna Red…helps solidify Obama’s base.

Three Coins…a sympathetic gulp acknowledging the nation’s long unemployed.

White Lightning Dingo…an obvious appeal to the nation’s moonshiners of Australian extraction.

Pedigree Bitter…a presidential cheap shot aimed at the clingers.

Prior 8…what Obama wants to be drinking in 2016.

Bishops Finger…what he thinks he’ll be receiving more of.

Elephant…Obama’s special thanks to the RHINOS.

Premium Cristal beer…an appeal to the poorly educated with a spelling impairment.

Golden Rail…a taunt to his opponents who want him ridden out on one.

Sans Souci…a celebratory salute to the new French Socialist government.

Red Neck…Obama’s last gasp appeal to us southerners.

Regency Light…only because Obama’s staff couldn’t find the regular version.

Yebisu Stout Draft…an apology for all of Michelle’s insults of the obese.

Humble Patience…Obama’s appeal to everybody!

Three Horses Pilsner…a not so subtle swipe at Ann Romney.

XXXX Gold…Obama needs cash from the porn industry.

UFO…hey, a vote’s a vote, whether the voter is legal registrant or not.

Vigilante Porter…the Tea Party’s violence must be brought to light.

Desperados…a salute to Axelrod and the gang.

Skullsplitter…and, Richard Trumka mustn’t be overlooked.

Lucifer…no comment.

Yellowstone Pale Ale…a double header: an appeal to the environmentalists and an insult to the white vote Obama’s has already written off.

Mythos…you’ll be seeing the columns again in Charlotte.

Legacy Lager…Obama wanted a Legacy, but his campaign couldn’t find one of these either.

Old Fart…directly targeting me, I’m sure.

Rodney Page

Author, “Powers Not Delegated”…a conservative political thriller

…What Could Have Been and Might Still Be

Available November 2012

Author Bio:

graduate of the Grady College of Journalism at the University of Georgia, Rodney authored “Leading Your Business to the Next Level,” a non-fiction business book in 2005. “Powers Not Delegated” is Rodney’s first foray into fiction; the book meshes his knowledge of history, business and current events to produce a relevant and plausible tale of domestic and international intrigue. Additionally, Rodney writes political commentary on his own blog and for other nationally known blogs/websites. Rodney lives in Atlanta. His passions include hiking, photography, history, reading, and, of course, University of Georgia football.
  • Prook

    Come on floridahank  A BEER IS A BEER!!!! Sorry momentary lack of reality. Was thinking of the beer drunk at the beer summit at the whitehouse with the cop and the prof:)

  • floridahank

    Come on!!! Anyone who has a taste for quality beer isn’t drinking Bud, Miller, or Coors.
    Compare them to any micro, or foreign beer and there’s no choice.   American beers
    are second rate for taste and flavor, and the only reason our highly advertised beers
    are still around is because of their power to be positioned first in gocery stores. 
    I prefer dark beers — great strong flavor, not like the dishwater stuff the US brands offer.