Dear Mr. President, The problem isn't you. It's them, the American people. They just don't understand how utterly magnificent you are. They don't realize how undeservedly lucky they are to have you as their president. They should be lavishing you with endless praise, not questioning your impeccable judgement, criticizing your glorious policies, and soiling your good name with low approval numbers. I apologize for them, for they are fools. They just don't deserve you.