I put the words Obama is cool in Google and got 301,000,000 hits. I also Googled Jesus son of God and got a measly 33,000,000. This doesn’t surprise me since my liberal friends have told me countless times that Mr. Obama is the real messiah. Speaking of cool, the other night – trying to shore up the youth vote -- President Obama was slow-jamming the news on Jimmy Fallon’s late night TV show. Cool people know what slow-jamming means, squares don’t. Anyway, Fallon, who is pretty cool himself, called Mr. Obama … ready for this? … “The 'Preezy of the United Steezy.”