From now on, beautiful women in high heels will no longer strut around the stage in bikinis on national television for the pleasure of gawking men. Not during one iconic pageant, anyway. And if you have a problem with that take it up with the people at the Miss America Organization, who just put an end to the bikini part of the contest, condemning it to the junk heap of history as a relic of things past.
Rudy, Mika and the Brouhaha Without the Ha Ha
Rudy, Mika and the Brouhaha Without the Ha Ha
Rudy, Mika and the Brouhaha Without the Ha Ha
From now on, beautiful women in high heels will no longer strut around the stage in bikinis on national television for the pleasure of gawking men. Not during one iconic pageant, anyway. And if you have a problem with that take it up with the people at the Miss America Organization, who just put an end to the bikini part of the contest, condemning it to the junk heap of history as a relic of things past.
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