Unless you’ve been in a coma, you’ve seen the video – about 8 million times – of what I will delicately call the incident involving United Airlines at O’Hare Airport in Chicago. You’ve seen the doctor turned into a bloody mess after airport cops hauled him off the plane because United needed the seats for its own crewmembers who had to be in Louisville for work – just like the doctor who said he couldn’t leave the plane because he had patients to see in the morning.