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Sophia Sabat's avatar

Please do these “Smiles” quarterly!

Thomas P.'s avatar

“It’s a Pathetic Life” - Clarence the poll worker tells Joe Biden how much better life in America would be if he were never born.. Every time a bell rings, an IRS agent gets his wings..

The Emperor's avatar

“The Ghost & Mr. Chicken”

Don Knotts conducts a seance on behalf of a restauranteur to contact the spirit of Colonel Sanders to get his original recipes but instead conjures up the ghosts of all the chickens who were killed to feed generations of customers.

Clucking hilarity ensues

Mark Romano's avatar

Saving Private Ryan

Originally Saving Ryan's Privates. A romp through France's trans community. "Earn this."

Herb Baasch's avatar

Some Like it Hot

A family from Minnesota, vacation in Phoenix, and Miami, in July.

Michael Lutz's avatar

Casablanca was originally titled White House but they couldn't get FDR to do a cameo.

Tim Holmquist's avatar

Top Gun

Was initially going to be called “Lead Foot” until the director found out fighter jets don’t have floor gas pedals like a car.

John D McCann's avatar

That was Days of Thunder... Lol