This is my Seinfeld column. It’s about nothing. Every now and then I can’t think of anything to say. That can be a liability when you have a column to fill. Sure, I could write about the Mormon cult thing and say the Baptist minister who said Mormons aren’t real Christians is an idiot. But a good writer should never waste time stating the obvious. I could say his logic is unimpressive. Unimpressive is a nice way of saying he’s an idiot, but I already said that. After all, he said he’d rather vote for a Christian than a non-Christian, then said he’d rather vote for Mitt Romney, a Mormon, than for Barack Obama, a Christian. Hello? Anybody home? I probably could write a whole column about that doofus, but honestly, I don’t feel like it. Besides, you know that old saying: “Never get into an argument with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” So I’ll take a pass on arguing with the good Christian minister who has a pipeline to God.